Truth In Satire

“The Twelve Days Of Trump’s Trip”–A Song

♪ On the first day of Trump’s trip my country said to me… ♫

He bears gifts of joy for Asia and all the world. (Credit: www.nbcnews.com)

President Trump left the country on a 12-day Asia trip yesterday and it prompted Americans back home to break out into song:

♪ On the first day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the second day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the third day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the fourth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the fifth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.