Truth In Satire
“The Twelve Days Of Trump’s Trip”–A Song
♪ On the first day of Trump’s trip my country said to me… ♫
President Trump left the country on a 12-day Asia trip yesterday and it prompted Americans back home to break out into song:
♪ On the first day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the second day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the third day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the fourth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the fifth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the sixth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the seventh day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the eighth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the ninth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the tenth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Ten Russians laughing,
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the eleventh day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Eleven allies griping,
Ten Russians laughing,
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.
♪ On the twelfth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Twelve nukes exploding,
Eleven allies griping,
Ten Russians laughing,
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be!
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Thanks to all the many readers, fans, followers, and even my frenemies, for reading and commenting on my posts throughout the year as I continue my commitment to post every day, 7-days-a-week until the Orange Accident is no more.
I read every comment. And I try to answer.
Thank you.
–AI
