Truth In Satire

♪ On the first day of Trump’s trip my country said to me… ♫

Allan Ishac

Nov 4, 2017·3 min read

President Trump left the country on a 12-day Asia trip yesterday and it prompted Americans back home to break out into song:

♪ On the first day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the second day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the third day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the fourth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the fifth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the sixth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the seventh day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the eighth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the ninth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the tenth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Ten Russians laughing,
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the eleventh day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Eleven allies griping,
Ten Russians laughing,
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be.

♪ On the twelfth day of Trump’s trip my country said to me
Twelve nukes exploding,
Eleven allies griping,
Ten Russians laughing,
Nine staffers leaking,
Eight whores a-peeing,
Seven crooks a-skimming,
Six girls he’s laying,
Five hooker flings,
Four verbal gaffes,
Tweet maniac,
Too much a nut,
and our POTUS he just cannot be!

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Thanks to all the many readers, fans, followers, and even my frenemies, for reading and commenting on my posts throughout the year as I continue my commitment to post every day, 7-days-a-week until the Orange Accident is no more.

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Thank you.

–AI