Truth In Satire

The Trump Songbook Of Christmas Carols

Introduce these chaotic classics at midnight mass or anywhere else where the grim will gather this holiday season

“Hey, America, I’m rich and you’re not, so go screw yourself this Christmas!” (Credit: flavorwire.com)

Violent Night

(Sung to the tune of Silent Night)
Violent night
Unholy night
All is bombs
All is fright
Grab young virgins, mothers and childs
Harass all women, be boorish and wild
Weep till America ceases.
Weep till America ends.

All Is Hell

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Plowing through your dough,
For healthcare you can’t pay,
Obamacare is dead,
The GOP says “Yay!”
You’ll have to sell your things
It’ll be an ugly sight
Get your gun and shoot yourself
In the backyard shed tonight.

[Chorus]
Oh…
All is hell, truly hell,
Hellish days ahead
McConnell lied and Ryan lied,
To the poor they said, Fuck You!
All is hell, truly hell,
Hellish days ahead
McConnell lied, then Ryan lied,
To the poor they said, Fuck You!

O Come All Ye Vengeful

(Sung to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)
O come, all ye vengeful,
Joyless and ill-tempered,
O come ye, O come ye to Washington.
Come and behold him,
Born the Son of Satan.

O come, let us impeach him,
O come, let us impeach him,
O come, let us impeach him,
Trump the thug.