Truth In Satire

The Trump Songbook Of Christmas Carols

Introduce these chaotic classics at midnight mass or anywhere else where the grim will gather this holiday season

“Hey, America, I’m rich and you’re not, so go screw yourself this Christmas!” (Credit: flavorwire.com)

Violent Night

(Sung to the tune of Silent Night)
Violent night
Unholy night
All is bombs
All is fright
Grab young virgins

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Allan Ishac

Allan Ishac

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.