Truth In Satire

The Trump Songbook Of Christmas Carols

Introduce these chaotic classics at midnight mass or anywhere else where the grim will gather this holiday season

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“Hey, America, I’m rich and you’re not, so go screw yourself this Christmas!” (Credit: flavorwire.com)

Violent Night

(Sung to the tune of Silent Night)
Violent night
Unholy night
All is bombs
All is fright
Grab young virgins, mothers and childs
Harass all women, be boorish and wild
Weep till America ceases.
Weep till America ends.

All Is Hell

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Plowing through your dough,
For healthcare you can’t pay,
Obamacare is dead,
The GOP says “Yay!”
You’ll have to sell your things
It’ll be an ugly sight
Get your gun and shoot yourself
In the backyard shed tonight.

[Chorus]
Oh…
All is hell, truly hell,
Hellish days ahead
McConnell lied and Ryan lied,
To the poor they said, Fuck You!
All is hell, truly hell,
Hellish days ahead
McConnell lied, then Ryan lied,
To the poor they said, Fuck You!

O Come All Ye Vengeful

(Sung to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)
O come, all ye vengeful,
Joyless and ill-tempered,
O come ye, O come ye to Washington.
Come and behold him,
Born the Son of Satan.

O come, let us impeach him,
O come, let us impeach him,
O come, let us impeach him,
Trump the thug.

Trumpie The Orange-Skinned Moron

(Sung to the tune of Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Ryan, and Collins,
and Corker and Flake,
Rubio, McConnell,
Shelby and Hatch.
But do you recall,
The most famous moron of all?

Trumpie, the orange-skinned moron,
had a very giant tush
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it’s mush.

All of the other morons
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Trumpie
play in any moron games.

Then one fall Election Day,
Putin came to say:
“Trumpie with your ass so fat,
why don’t you become my rat?”

Then all the morons loved him
while they killed democracy,
Trumpie the orange-skinned moron
you’ll go down in history!

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I want to thank all the many readers, fans, followers, and even my frenemies, for reading and commenting on my posts throughout the year as I continue my commitment to post every day, 7-days-a-week until the Orange Accident is no more.

Remember, I read every comment. And I try to answer.

Thank you.

–AI

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