The latter.. Good to see you this morning, Hammer… | by Allan Ishac | Medium

To add to the confusion, many Trumpers protested the protest by dropping trou to poop in public…

Harper Thorpe

1 min readApr 2, 2017

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The latter.

Good to see you this morning, Hammer. Only 7:45 on your coast.

Guess the Little Tooter was tooting early?

–A

Allan Ishac

Written by Allan Ishac

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