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Trump Approves “Nine Coolest Killing Machines” On Military’s Wish List

President gives go ahead for “some seriously bad-ass, futuristic weapons” that has the Pentagon’s eyes popping

The new Zorg ZF-1 is six brutal weapons in one, including a unique “Ice Cube System” that sprays liquid nitrogen at the enemy and can turn an entire platoon into useless snow cones in seconds.