Truth In Satire

The 8 Real Reasons Why Hope Hicks Is Leaving The Trump White House Now

The former model and Trump confidante gave conflicting reports about her departure — here’s the truth from those who know her

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Hope Hicks, who had no political experience upon entering the White House, was being spoken of as the new Secretary of State. (Credit: businessinsider.com)
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Hope Hicks wants to avoid Rob Porter’s knockout punch. (Credit: massive.com)
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Dead eyes, no heartbeat, no heart. (Credit: artofthedeal.info)
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The Democrats want to put Ms. Hicks’ white lying capabilities to work for them. (Credit: cnn.com)
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Slick and sick. (Credit: vox.com)
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“The Mouth” Manigault is getting millions, but Hope can demand even more. (Credit: businessinsider.com)
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Sleep, my pretty, sleep. (Credit: politicaldig.com)
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People fry under this man’s scrutiny, neophytes especially. (Credit: thedailybeast.com)
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No, please, not the SLOVENIAN SUCCUBUS STARE! (Credit: theimmoralminority.com)

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