Truth In Satire

The 12 Likeliest Leakers In Trump’s Oozing Oval Office

Who keeps spilling the president’s beans ?

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Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a leaker by the toe…” (Credit:CNN.com)
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“When I see our good president accused of lies, my eyes start ‘leaking.’.” (Credit: Time)
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“I haven’t even begun to leak!” (CBS San Francisco)
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“If you see me leaking, don’t be freaking.” (Credit: Boing Boing)
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There’s competition for intel in the Oval. (Credit: galleriacontinua.com)
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Could the likeliest leaker be the overnight cleaning team? (Credit:lemasdoha.com)
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Mama’s got Daddy Warbucks by the balls. (Credit: dietplans.life)
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She’s getting very leakable information every day from the microwave cameras in the White House…but they’re ALSO leaking—and the rardiation is destroying Kellyanne’s face, as is evident in the photo above. (Credit: Mashable)
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The Las Vegas betting line favors Omarosa as the main White House “spout mouth.” (Credit:The New York Times)
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Not a thing about this creature is human. (Credit: Univision)
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The ex-presidents left nothing to chance—as the strategic position of this Andrew Jackson portrait illustrates. The secret is in his eyes. (Credit: Business Insider Nordic)

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