That’s what I kept telling everyone, Belinda. | by Allan Ishac | Medium

Why didn’t the world get the message when Everybody Hates Ted Cruz won the GOP Primary in Manhattan?

Belinda Etezad Rachman

1 min readApr 2, 2017

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That’s what I kept telling everyone, Belinda. If you can’t win your own state, they know something. Trust them.

Thanks. Hope you’ll come again.

–AI

Allan Ishac

Written by Allan Ishac

Bestselling Author. Satirist, Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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