That’s the kind of lovely invitation, Tha, that can win over a beautiful, future divorcee like Melania.

If I were you, I would let her know that your armpits are available.

Good luck in your next race. Please stop by again, Tha Femas Ankoll Raymond (I had to type your entire name at least once — what a mouthful!)

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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