That captures the whole enchilada perfectly, Harper.

There’s an essay in here somewhere. Have to think on that.

Imagine if you accused The Little Fart of lying and he said, “Grandpa, I think the rest of the family finds it refreshing to have a toddler who speaks his mind.”

Thanks for the seed, Harps. You don’t mind if I call you Harps, do you? Or would you prefer I call you Thor? The Hammer. Hammer Harper.

That’s it, from now on your The Hammer Harper. Call Marvel Comics! This is yuge!


P.S. Hey, Hammer, how about you come to Washington on April 29th with The Little Fart for the combo Climate/500MillionFemaleGodzilla March and we hang out?

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