1 min readMar 28, 2017
Thank you, Martie.
Why are you starting at me with one eye?
Creepy.
Come back again, please. Bring both eyes.
–AI
Thank you, Martie.
Why are you starting at me with one eye?
Creepy.
Come back again, please. Bring both eyes.
–AI
Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.