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Texans To Trump: “We Don’t Have Boots High Enough For Your Bullshit!”

Residents of storm-ravaged state say they’re already waist deep in sewage, don’t need president’s verbal excrement adding to mess

Allan Ishac
4 min readAug 30, 2017
Mr. Trump tells Texas Gov. Abbot he wants to get a good look at any damaged areas that might be available for profitable redevelopment. (Credit:

Water-logged Texans, already angry about President Donald Trump using their