Truth In Satire

Texans To Trump: “We Don’t Have Boots High Enough For Your Bullshit!”

Residents of storm-ravaged state say they’re already waist deep in sewage, don’t need president’s verbal excrement adding to mess

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Mr. Trump tells Texas Gov. Abbot he wants to get a good look at any damaged areas that might be available for profitable redevelopment. (Credit: wsj.com)
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President Trump and First Lady arrive in Texas all smiles for their big Hurricane Harvey photo opp. (Credit: abcnews.com)
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The president holding up the Texas state flag. He initially thought the lone star was meant to honor his celebrity, and signed the center of it. (Credit: azcentral.com)

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