Truth In Satire

Terrified Jews In Trump’s Administration Explore Surgery To Reverse Circumcisions

As president reveals strong neo-Nazi sympathies, Kushner, Miller, and others in his inner circle consider ways to disguise Jewishness

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Jewish men in the Trump administration, like Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner, are exploring foreskin reconstruction surgery. (Credit: Pressherald.com)
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Soccer player David Beckham, whose maternal grandfather was Jewish, won’t be sporting his yarmulke on his next visit to the Oval Office. (Credit: chatterbusy.blogspot.com)
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Steve Mnuchin looking frightened as Aryan leader Donald Trump asks him if he has lox and cream cheese on his lips. (Credit: businessinsider.com)
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Mezuzah cases like this one are being pulled from doorways by prudent Jews who have seen this movie before. (Credit: www.interfaithfamily.com)

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