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Ted Cruz Refuses To Take DNA Test To Prove He’s Human, As LED Lights Flicker Behind His Eyeballs

Republican Senator calls challenge to prove he’s not a cold, callous, inhumane robot an insult to his programmers

2 min readApr 9, 2018

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Sen. Cruz speaking with reporters after a constituent called him out for his cold-hearted healthcare policies. (Credit: thehill.com)

Allan Ishac

Written by Allan Ishac

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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