Truth In Satire

Ted Cruz Refuses To Take DNA Test To Prove He’s Human, As LED Lights Flicker Behind His Eyeballs

Republican Senator calls challenge to prove he’s not a cold, callous, inhumane robot an insult to his programmers

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Sen. Cruz speaking with reporters after a constituent called him out for his cold-hearted healthcare policies. (Credit: thehill.com)
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At a 2016 campaign event, Mr. Cruz’s skin began to peel away revealing robotic circuity. Aides were able to push the senator’s head back together quickly. (robotbutt.com)

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