Surgeon General Prescribes Zoloft To 62,000,000 Americans

Dr. Vivek Murthy says “If you voted for Hillary, please come see me — it’s been a month now, there’s no reason to suffer like this”

Surgeon General Vivek Murthy stands among some of the 60 million Americans who are suffering from severe post-election depression, characterized by milling around town unable to function or find their way to work.
The Surgeon General and President Obama conduct an emergency meeting with mental health professionals in Blue States to prepare them for an epidemic of sulking.

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