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Supreme Court To Hear Case Of Baker Who Refused To Make Penis Cake For Gay Union

SCOTUS will review appeal of CO man who declined to bake cock-shaped cake for same-sex wedding on religious grounds

The owner of the Masterpiece Cakeshop says that making wedding cakes for gay couples would dishonor God. (Credit: The New York Times)
Mr. Mullins and Mr. Craig settled on a vanilla wedding cake with lemon frosting topped with a 9-inch marzipan penis for their reception. (Credit: RantNOW)
Vagina cakes are a popular baked-goods item at baby showers and bachelorette parties. (Credit:

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