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Growing More Paranoid, Trump Calls It “Ominous Sign” That He Is 45th President

Mr. Trump says he “hates that 45 is a sixth positive integer with a prime factorization of the form p2q, with p and q being prime”

Sources say President Trump became pensive and paranoid after doing astrological calculations related to the number 45. (Credit:
A “.45” caliber revolver is the weapon of choice for presidential assassins.
Pope John-Paul I, elected August 26, 1978, was one of only 45 popes who served less than a year. Mr. Trump thinks this could be a portentous sign.

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