Truth In Satire

Steve Bannon, Missing Since August, Found Floating In Pacific Trash Vortex

Discarded Trump adviser spotted alive but struggling to keep his head above water in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Steve Bannon, who was fired by Donald Trump in August 2017 and thrown out with the trash, has been found in the Pacific Ocean amidst a swirling graveyard of garbage. (Credit: thenewyorker.com and matadormessenger.com)
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The claw that was used to pull Mr. Bannon, tangled up in a web of fishing nets, from the sea. (Credit: www.cnn.com/2018/03/23)
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The contents of Mr. Bannon’s stomach after he spewed on the beach in California. (Credit: response.restoration.noaa.gov)

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