Legal Lechery

‘We Will Only Stalk Celebrity Handprints In Cement Going Forward’—Stalkers Union Rep.

Major strategy shift aims to reduce arrests of organization’s obsessive creeps and harassing perverts

Allan Ishac
2 min readFeb 17, 2024

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Photo of Scarlett Johannson putting her hands in cement in Hollywood. Humor. Funny. Celebrities. Entertainment. Movies.
The anticipation was high among stalkers to get their mitts inside Scarlett Johannson’s cement hands.(Image Credit: popoholic.com)

Shunning years of unseemly criminal activity by its members, the Stalkers Union announced today a major…

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Allan Ishac

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