Truth In Satire

“Spygate” Confirmed: Four Moles Operating Inside White House Exposed

President Trump’s suspicion of sleeper agents in his midst is proven correct; spies are well-known to law enforcement

The double agents (above) working inside the White House had almost unlimited access to the president. (Credit: www.dailykos.com)

President Donald Trump’s persistent charges that the F.B.I. planted spies inside his 2016 election campaign and within his administration, a matter that he has called “Spygate,” has been proven correct.

“I got ‘em!” tweeted the president on Wednesday. “I knew bad people were watching me and now these sleeper agents are going to pay. GUANTANAMO!”

The four spies were often spotted together at White House functions. (Credit: www.timesofisrael.com)

According to officials at the Justice Department, the four spies have been secretly reporting to the F.B.I. about the president’s actions since at least August of 2015, and enjoyed intimate, almost unlimited access to Mr. Trump.

“One of them got close enough to the president on a daily basis to repeatedly rebuff his attempt to hold hands,” said one Justice Dept. official who spoke off the record, then qualified his statement. “I’m not saying it’s a woman, but it could be and that person might have had…