Truth In Satire

Spoiled Brats Finally Get Off Their Asses To Protest Deportation Of Housekeepers

Trump’s promise to expel illegal immigrants triggers panic among pampered millennials who’ve never done their own laundry

“It’s not fair, we depend on Juanita!” says Lori Marks (left), who shares her Brooklyn apartment with Carrie Bokor.
Alex Toomey of LA says that he and his roommates “would never have a clean shirt,” if it wasn’t for Blanca, an illegal immigrant from Ecuador who does their laundry twice a month.
Molly Rice, Carlie Thompson and Jiao Chang, roommates in San Francisco’s Castro District, worry that without their Mexican maid , Carmen, “the dirty dishes will just sit in the sink for, like, weeks.”

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