Truth In Satire

Senate Committee Investigating Trump Asks For Evaluation By Child Psychologist

Consensus is that president needs an extended time out, but Senators consider spanking as additional punishment option

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President Trump seconds before he is about to throw a major tantrum because he was not on the front page of Time Magazine this week.
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Mr. Trump after a recent press conference making a crude gesture meaning “kiss off” to a television reporter who never says nice things about him.
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If you haven’t yet mastered a “presidential pout,” this is what it looks like.
  1. His main problem-solving strategy is throwing a tantrum, demonstrated daily with his childish twitter rants.
  2. He interrupts people constantly, anytime anyone else in his orbit seems to be getting more attention.
  3. He tells long-winded stories that make no sense. But they’re huge, so huge, the hugest stories ever.
  4. He lies to get himself out of trouble. And will gladly throw all of his friends under the bus to cover his ass.
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Even a devil-child knows that mocking someone with a disability is off-limits. But not this thoughtless moron.

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