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SCOTUS Approves “Reverse Travel Ban” Prohibiting All Citizens From Leaving U.S.

For their own protection, no American will be allowed to venture outside the nation’s borders after July 1st, says Supreme Court

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You can now use your passport for toilet paper. (Credit: counterjihadreport.com)
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They’re smiling now but they won’t be when SCOTUS vacation time rolls around. (Credit: WCPO.com)
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The judges called Mr. Trump’s own travel plan “ordinary and unremarkable,” while giving their plan an A+ for creativity. (Credit: cbsnews.com)

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