Truth In Satire

Saying They’re Worried Sick, Five Former First Ladies Ask, “Where’s Melania?”

The FLOTUS FIVE issued an urgent appeal to their successor — “Please send word!”

Image for post
Image for post
Michelle Obama, Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush, and Rosalynn Carter could kick Trump’s ass. But that’s another post altogether, sorry.
Image for post
Image for post
Melania Trump has not been seen or heard from since shortly after the January inauguration of her husband. The five former First Ladies think that she may be in distress.
Image for post
Image for post
“Melania, dear, if you can hear my voice send an Instogram, a Snapchop, or a short Faceplant message and let us know you are safe.”
Image for post
Image for post
Hillary Clinton believes that Melania might be a tragic casualty of “Russia-gate.”
Image for post
Image for post
“I’ve worked damn hard on these biceps,” says Michelle Obama, “and if Melania is in any kind of trouble at all, I’m ready to put them to work.”

Written by

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store