Saving sanity is my specialty, ma’am.

Don’t want to see any more lobotomies like the one that left me writing this malarkey.

And, by the way, Prunella Fiddian-Green. If that is your real name, I am so glad I didn’t go to junior high school with you. You would have hated me.

–AI

Writer. Satirist. Author. Cyclist. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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