Satan Decides To Take Some Time Off “Now That Donald Is Covering For Me”

Prince of Darkness also well pleased with Trump’s cabinet picks — “about as deranged an assortment of evildoers as I could hope for”

The Devil called President-Elect Donald Trump on Friday to congratulate him on his victory and asked him to watch the Gates of Hell while he takes a much needed vacation.
“I am going to just lie back and enjoy some boiled pina coladas on a deserted beach somewhere,” said the demon god.

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