Truth In Satire

Russia Succeeds At Placing Hostile Cyborgs Inside Trump White House

Robot Stephen Miller leads a small but effective army of Kremlin-directed automatons trying to undermine the U.S. government

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Said to be the most sophisticated, but also the most ruthless of the Russian bots, Stephen Miller Model FSB4869 has had a major impact on Donald Trump’s policy decisions. (Credit: metafilter.com)
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While Miller exhibits many non-human qualities, like a “dead-eye” stare and inability to perceive or express humor, he has still managed to deeply penetrate the halls of power in Washington. (Credit:democraticunderground.com)
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The Russian spy agency FSB is concerned with a persistent glitch in Jared Kushner’s programming that causes him to freeze for minutes at a time. (Credit: youtube.com)
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A defect in the chip controlling her facial movements causes the cyborg Sanders to raise her left eyebrow diabolically, a tick the Russians can’t believe no American has found suspicious. (Credit: salon.com)
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The Conway bot almost tipped her hand at the 2017 inauguration accidentally wearing her Russian army uniform. (Caption: usweekly.com)
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U.S. intelligence agencies know that Rep. Trey Gowdy and Sen. Tom Cotton are Russian automatons by their absurd clothing choices and dated hairstyles. (Credit: foxnewsvideo.com and redstate.com)

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