Truth In Satire

Roy Moore Says He’ll Return To “Poling” Alabama Women In Shopping Malls

Defeated Republican candidate says Senate victory would have “cut into my time getting to know female voters biblically”

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After the election, Judge Moore thanked President Trump for his tips on thwarting sexual harassment claims. (Credit: pbs.com)
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Moore says his pistol is always loaded when he is doing his poling work with women. (Credit: washingtonpolity.com)
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As Roy Moore galloped away from his voting location, all you could see was the horse’s ass. (Credit: twitter.com)

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