Truth In Satire

Report Of Military Coup In D.C. Just Trump’s Cabinet Members Walking Around

Initial fears of a military takeover by retired generals and high-ranking officers “overblown” says Trump spokesperson

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Retired Four-Star General James “Mad Dog” Mattis, seen here with a Marine rifle platoon, was not leading his troops to occupy the White House, but merely getting acquainted with Washington.
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Retired Army Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, an anti-Muslim, served as the president’s national security adviser before his arrest.
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Retired Marine Gen. John Kelly has been the president’s Chief of Staff, as well as taking the heads of illegal immigrants and minority troublemakers.

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