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Report Of Military Coup In D.C. Just Trump’s Cabinet Members Walking Around

Initial fears of a military takeover by retired generals and high-ranking officers “overblown” says Trump spokesperson

Retired Four-Star General James “Mad Dog” Mattis, seen here with a Marine rifle platoon, was not leading his troops to occupy the White House, but merely getting acquainted with Washington.

The report of a military takeover of the American government by former generals and…