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Trump Breaks Out His Old Military Academy Uniform To Meet With Generals

Insiders say president continues odd behavior even after many warnings by White House staff that he is embarrassing himself

Donald Trump, center, has had his personal tailor add yards of fabric to his old military academy dress uniform so he can put it on when meeting with actual American generals and retired military men.
At the academy, Mr. Trump (second from left) wore a parade helmet with a chin strap that kept his mouth shut. Many are wondering if he’ll be using this same helmet during high level meetings with world leaders.
Aspiring soldier Donald Trump has reportedly been experimenting with several military-themed suit options for his 2018 State of the Union address.

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