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Report: Russian Troll Farm Indicted In Mueller Probe Also Used Elves And Pixies

Large number of elusive beings with magical powers joined Internet trolls to sabotage U.S. election, new report finds

Allan Ishac
3 min readFeb 19, 2018

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Vladimir Putin’s favorite troll is said to be the ambitious Prigozhin, who works out of an oak tree near St. Petersburg. (Credit: omega3456.deviantart.com)

A new investigative report by The New York Times claims that the Russian troll farm used to undermine the 2016 U.S. presidential election also employed gnomes, goblins, fairies, pixies and elves.

Photo of the beautiful Russian fairy who used her urine stream to enchant Donald Trump and get him to do the bidding of the Kremlin. (Credit: antiquelilac.com)

The fairy tale beings, known for their supernatural powers and extraordinary magical abilities, infiltrated the Internet and cast spells on people who viewed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. As a result, they were able to sabotage the campaign of Hillary Clinton and tilt the election toward the candidacy of Donald Trump.

“No one has access to folktale entities or exploits them more effectively than the Russians,” said Professor Leonard Smalanov, an expert on supernatural entities who was born in Belarus and now lives in London. “It isn’t just the troll farms either. The Kremlin has sophisticated pixie plantations and gnome sweatshops also working…

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.