Truth In Satire

Prominent Vampire Has Audacity To Call Democrats “Not Even People”

Eric Trump, a corpse who leaves his grave at night to suck the blood of humans, maligned the living in a bitter FOX interview

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Although he claims to be a living human, there is no evidence that Eric Trump has a pulse. (Credit: The Onion/Twitter)
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One of the clearest photos of Eric Trump’s pronounced canine teeth, the ones he uses to turn the living into the undead. Top Democrats have been his target of late.
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WARNING: He smiles to lure you in, then goes for the neck.
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Eric Trump leaving Sean Hannity’s FOX News program with blood still dripping from his teeth after a recent feeding.

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