Profanities?! What the fuck, I hardly used one fucking curse word in that mother-fucking, cock-sucking, shit-eating post.

But because your ears are delicate, John, I am going to do you a favor:

From now on, I am going to post a profane version of my piece and a John Jozsa Catholic Church approved version of the same post.

Yes, it will take me a little more time each day, but it is worth it not to lose a God-fearing, loyal reader like you.

Have a great fucking day, John. Don’t suck any cock or get cornholed before we talk again.


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