Profanities?! What the fuck, I hardly used one fucking curse word in that mother-fucking, cock-sucking, shit-eating post.
But because your ears are delicate, John, I am going to do you a favor:
From now on, I am going to post a profane version of my piece and a John Jozsa Catholic Church approved version of the same post.
Yes, it will take me a little more time each day, but it is worth it not to lose a God-fearing, loyal reader like you.
Have a great fucking day, John. Don’t suck any cock or get cornholed before we talk again.