Truth In Satire

President’s Pants Cuff Catches Fire On South Lawn, Fire Dept. Called To Scene

Spontaneous trouser ignition occurs as Trump comments on passage of tax bill — “five-alarm fibbing” possibly to blame

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Once his pants caught fire, the president took off, nose-to-the-ground, running toward the Oval Office. (Credit: thedailybeast.com)
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President Trump begins to yelp in pain just as his pants cuffs burst into flames. (Credit: todayextranews.com)
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With his unpopular tax cut bill now law, Trump is expected to spend as much as $50K on fire-proof slacks in the next few months while defending it. (Credit: capitolhillblue.com)
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Master of the Manure Meter. (Credit: www.dellfranklin.com)

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