Truth In Satire

President’s Caddie Goes Public, Exposes Real Donald Trump In Golfing Terms

Richard Crypter, the president’s longtime companion on the links, offers a perspective on POTUS45 that isn’t always flattering

4 min readJan 18, 2018

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Richard Crypter, the president’s longtime golf caddie, says of his boss, “Mr. Trump definitely likes to fondle his dimpled little balls. (Credit: palmbeachdailynews.com)

Allan Ishac

Written by Allan Ishac

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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