Truth In Satire

President’s Caddie Goes Public, Exposes Real Donald Trump In Golfing Terms

Richard Crypter, the president’s longtime companion on the links, offers a perspective on POTUS45 that isn’t always flattering

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Richard Crypter, the president’s longtime golf caddie, says of his boss, “Mr. Trump definitely likes to fondle his dimpled little balls. (Credit: palmbeachdailynews.com)
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His caddie says the president would be a better golfer “if his gut didn’t bang into his strokes.” (Credit: dailykos.com)
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“As a joke, the president will sometimes have his groundskeepers convert a sand trap into a quicksand trap.” (Credit: commons.wikimedia.org)
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“Birdies and tweets are pretty much all the same to the president.”
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“POTUS doesn’t win any friends when he takes a ‘gimme’ a dozen feet from the hole.” (Credit: allegany.edu)

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