Truth In Satire

President Trump Prepares For Dangerous Hurricane Irma With 10-Point Plan

POTUS is scrambling to produce 50K more campaign hats for “the big crowds expected for me in San Juan and Miami”

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The president’s $40 hats will be discounted to $35 because “those Puerto Ricans have no money, but they’ll still need comforting.” (Credit: onlineusapolitics.com)
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Mr. Trump is rushing a truckload of his favorite taco bowls down to the stricken area. (my newsla.com)
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It doesn’t look like this anymore, but you’ll STILL get one month free with an annual golf club membership in Puerto Rico. (Credit: Trump International Golf Club Puerto Rico)
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Once the owner of this home swims to safety, he or she will appreciate the president’s nudge to move to dryer climates. (Credit: chron.com)
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Have a drink…on the President of the United States! (Credit: shark-tank.com)
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Get out of that flooded basement and into a pair of Donald J. Trump slacks. (Credit: therealdeal.com)

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