Truth In Satire

President Trump Prepares For Dangerous Hurricane Irma With 10-Point Plan

POTUS is scrambling to produce 50K more campaign hats for “the big crowds expected for me in San Juan and Miami”

The president’s $40 hats will be discounted to $35 because “those Puerto Ricans have no money, but they’ll still need comforting.” (Credit: onlineusapolitics.com)