President Trump is probably responsible for retiring the other colors, too, Dr. Cat, but I don’t have proper citations for that either.

Because this is satire, not fake news…SATIRE. As clearly marked in 3 places, including over the headline.

Regarding the difference between satire and fake news, I give you this:

WARNING: SATIRE AHEAD

So, in conclusion, you are correct. It wasn’t news.

But…did you laugh?

Thanks, Dr. Cat, and one last question. Dr. Cat? What kind of doctor are you, a veterinarian? Do you have a real veterinarian degree or a fake one? Just curious.

–AI