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Trump Announces All New Cast For Season 2 Of His Wacky Political Sitcom

As first anniversary of his election nears, POTUS introduces a fresh line-up of absurd characters for his show “Wild Wild West Wing”

While not replacing Donald Trump on every episode, actor Charlie Sheen will be making more frequent appearances on season two, giving the president a chance to focus on directing. Sheen is said to be dreading the makeup sessions. (Credit: latino.foxnews.com)

Donald Trump’s slapstick political comedy, Wild Wild West Wing (WWWW), was picked up for a second season by all the networks yesterday, to the surprise of many in the TV industry who say that while the show can be entertaining, it is rarely imaginative.

Nevertheless, the absurd farce will continue to air without interruption after November 8th, the first anniversary of its astonishing premiere.

The show’s producer, director and star, Donald Trump, says that with most of the original cast having left the show in the past 12 months, he will be bringing on an exciting new team of slapstick performers for Wild Wild West Wing’s second season.

Mr. Trump says he has spent most of the past two months watching audition tapes for possible replacement actors, while simultaneously visiting hurricane devastated areas of the country, tweeting provocations with North Korea, inciting NFL players, and insulting Gold Star families, all of which have boosted the show’s ratings.