Truth In Satire

President Says He Paid Pornstar In Trump Steaks, Not Cash

Mr. Trump claims that he and Stormy Daniels agreed on twelve frozen flank steaks and two ribeyes, not $130,000 in hush money

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After telling reporters aboard Air Force One that he gifted porn actress Stormy Daniels with Trump steaks, he offered samples of the premium cuts to everyone onboard. (Credit: cnn.com)
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Donald Trump says his steaks are so valuable “many people consider them like cash, which is why Ms. Daniels might be confused.” (Credit: businessinsider.com)
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Mr. Trump and Ms. Daniels minutes before he says he gave her “my best meat.” (Credit: thewrap.com)

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