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President Says He Paid Pornstar In Trump Steaks, Not Cash

Mr. Trump claims that he and Stormy Daniels agreed on twelve frozen flank steaks and two ribeyes, not $130,000 in hush money

After telling reporters aboard Air Force One that he gifted porn actress Stormy Daniels with Trump steaks, he offered samples of the premium cuts to everyone onboard. (Credit: cnn.com)

Speaking for the first time about claims that he paid $130,000 in hush money to an adult film actress who says she had an illicit affair with him, President Donald Trump categorically denied there was any such payment.

As he spoke to reporters aboard Air Force One on Thursday afternoon, the president rejected pornstar Stormy Daniels’ assertion that she had a sexual encounter with him that included a spanking on the rump. Mr. Trump did say, however, that he gave “an innocent gift of twelve frozen flank steaks and two ribeyes” to the X-rated actress after meeting her casually at a golf tournament in New Jersey.

Donald Trump says his steaks are so valuable “many people consider them like cash, which is why Ms. Daniels might be confused.” (Credit: businessinsider.com)

“She told me she loved meat, and Trump steaks are the finest beef you’ll find anywhere in the world,” said the president. “So I gifted her with some of my best cuts. I see no harm in that.”