Truth In Satire

President Running Out Of Qualified Wife Beaters For Key White House Positions

With resignations of David Sorensen and Rob Porter, only a few of Mr. Trump’s “best” spousal abusers are left to choose from

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Rob Porter was one of President Trump’s favorite wife punchers before his resignation on Thursday. (Credit: cbsnews.com)
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David Sorensen pictured with ex-wife Jessica Corbett right before he dropped her with a sharp uppercut to the chin. (Credit: news.com.au)
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Rob Porter gave ex-wife Colbie Holderness a colorful shiner after delivering a left hook to her cheekbone. (Credit: washingtonpost.com)

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