Truth In Satire

President Rewrites Pilgrim Story, Says First Settlers Were Named “Drumpf”

Calling it “the 396th anniversary of my family’s first Thanksgiving Day feast,” president tries to revise American history

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Mr. Trump says that his forbears were “already negotiating a deal with the savages in 1621 to buy Manhattan — we own the island basically.” (Credit: nydailynews.com)

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