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President Launches PERVERTED POTUS™ Line Of Sex Toys For The Holidays

Hoping to capitalize on his creepy porn image, Donald Trump introduces his own brand of butt plugs, vibrators, and more

“The Presidential Hopeful,” a huge double-ended dildo, is Mr. Trump’s personal favorite. (Credit: huckmagazine.com)

Never one to let a money-making opportunity slip by, President Donald Trump has entered the…