Truth In Satire

President Launches PERVERTED POTUS™ Line Of Sex Toys For The Holidays

Hoping to capitalize on his creepy porn image, Donald Trump introduces his own brand of butt plugs, vibrators, and more

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“The Presidential Hopeful,” a huge double-ended dildo, is Mr. Trump’s personal favorite. (Credit: huckmagazine.com)
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3-D Artist Fernando Sosa was brought on to design the president’s complete line of butt plugs and rectal stimulators. (Credit: www.good.is)
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The Donald’s “Cold Cock Sock” rocks, according to the PERVERTED POTUS website. (Credit: etsy.com)
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The Little PeePee Dildo for petite women is a best seller. (Credit: nylon.net)
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The 14-ft Trump Tower vibrator will be out in March “in time for spring fever,” Eric Trump says. (Credit: twitter.com)

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