Truth In Satire

President Brags To Aides, “I Deserve Credit For Starting The #MeToo Movement”

As some of television’s most prominent names go down in balls of flame, Trump declares, “Don’t forget, my balls were first!”

Allan Ishac
2 min readNov 30, 2017

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President Trump reminds sexual predator, Matt Lauer, that “no one harasses women better than I do.” (Credit:www.AOL.com)

President Donald Trump made it clear that he does not want to be left out of the conversation surrounding major TV and entertainment stars accused of sexual abuse and inappropriate behavior around women.

According to sources inside the White House, anytime someone in the president’s inner circle mentions Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, Garrison Keillor, Al Franken, or any of the dozens of other TV and entertainment personalities recently charged with sexual misconduct, Mr. Trump is quick to declare, “Hey, screw those other guys — you’re forgetting that I started it all. Me!”

Keillor has had better days on the prairie. (Credit: www.cbsnews.com)

The president’s insistence on being considered a trailblazer on a sensitive issue like sexual misconduct, one that could only damage his reputation, is alarming to Mr. Trump’s advisers who are warning him not to brag about this dubious distinction.

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.