Truth In Satire

President Bone Spur Says He Would Have Run Into School Unarmed To Stop Shooter

“I would have rushed in there without a weapon, dodged bullets like Neo in The Matrix, and torn that madman limb from limb”

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At a news conference, President Trump talked about his ability to catch bullets in his teeth as Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel rolled his eyes. (Credit:latimes.com)
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The president said he would have kept Special Forces units out of danger by killing Bin Laden himself, singlehandedly. (Credit: theodoresworld.net)

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